7 Lucky Ninja Kids (1986)

The actual description on the case says the following:

 Seven child martial arts experts – Small Pepper, Bill Sh*t, Rocky, Hairy, Two Feet, Mut Head and Fatty – try to return a stolen diamond to its rightful owner

An IMDB review:

I first bought this film on videocassette around 1990 for a couple of quid from a market stall. My friends and I were around 12 years old at the time and were already huge fans of the chop-socky genre. The confused, muddled plots and badly translated dubbing were THE cornerstones of an enjoyable summer’s afternoon back then – before we became more ‘sophisticated’ hoodlum teenagers. we used to re-wind sequences of dialogue. Again and again and again.And again. And again until we almost wet ourselves with laughter.
This is no Kubrick classic. BUT it has a place in my heart simply because we used to laugh so hard over it. It’s basically a kind of a pre-dated kung-fu ‘Goonies’. But just SO much more ridiculous.
They have the most ridiculous names – Dum Dum, Pepper, Rocky, Fatty and, on my original VHS cover, one was even named Bulls**t (?!)
Their costume changes allow constant amusement. In one restaurant scene they are all decked out in some kind of bizarre cobalt coloured knickerbockers/beret combo.
Also they have a constant need to put their arms around each other’s shoulders and chant “Seven Lucky Kids All For One!!! Yeaaaah!!” This is always filmed by an upward camera shot from the centre of their circle.
Check it out. If the idea of kids and adults, wearing ridiculous garments, knocking seven bells out of one another after saying things that do not make sense whilst wearing ridiculous costumes is your idea of fun – you will not be disappointed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066020/

This movie is non-stop unintentional hilarity. These seven kids are on this quest to get this diamond back to its rightful owner, and the ridiculous bad guys won’t stop till these kids are freaking DEAD! The kids get the crap beat out of them by bad guys wearing eye patches and sunglasses, all the while getting closer to their goal. There are so many hilarious lines in this, and the horribly amazing english dubbing only makes them more enjoyable. It’s like a crazy chop-sockey film meets The Three Ninjas, all set to amazing Hong Kong music and written by drug-addled chinese men. Here’s a couple animations made from the movie so you can get an idea of its epic awesomeness:





It’s not my rip, so thanks to Wings at Cgeddon who originally upped it. Enjoy!

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